{"id":951,"date":"2018-11-21T16:56:14","date_gmt":"2018-11-21T16:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/?p=951"},"modified":"2018-11-21T16:56:14","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T16:56:14","slug":"24-hilarious-mom-memes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/24-hilarious-mom-memes\/","title":{"rendered":"24 Hilarious Mom Memes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Motherhood, motherhood, motherhood. It really is like our work is never done. Thankfully, I\u2019ve got a quick break packed into twenty five memes for you \u2013 before your kids come barreling down the hall asking for something for the 700th<\/sup> time today. So scroll on, ladies, before your kids are here to seize the rest of your<\/em> day.<\/p>\n

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Oh, life before children! Things were so much easier back then, weren\u2019t they? But at this point, if I\u2019m wearing a cute blazer and earrings and get my kids buckled without too much drama, then today\u2019s going to be a great day.<\/p>\n

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We all know it\u2019s true. With the first kid, our Pinterest aspirations are limitless. But by the third one? You\u2019re lucky if you\u2019re getting swaddled at all, kiddo.<\/p>\n

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And I swear \u2013 it tastes exactly the same. Go ask him instead. Mommy\u2019s real busy crying into some memes.<\/p>\n

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After we\u2019re done holding our breath and hoping that they\u2019re really and truly asleep, it\u2019s time to celebrate. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for this break from the insanity.<\/p>\n

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Even if we\u2019re exhausted by our kids sometimes, at the end of the day we\u2019ll do just about anything for them. And it feels great to see them open the gift they\u2019d been whining for \u2013 especially after we\u2019ve spent all autumn terrorizing them about not being able to get it. Nothing like that arsenal of mom tricks we got up our sleeves!<\/p>\n

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I swear, keeping ourselves in one piece is actually impossible. But motherhood teaches us a lot. For example, before I had children, I had no idea that smile-crying out of stress was a thing!<\/p>\n

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There aren\u2019t enough spoonfuls of sugar to help the medicine of a hard day go down smooth. By the end of the day, our true form\u2019s emerged \u2013 \u201cBlast those wretched, wretched kids!\u201d<\/p>\n

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Sometimes all we really need is just a little private cry in the bathroom. Or, if we have the luxury, in our office. How do other moms do it? The ones that look like they have it all together? My guess is that they\u2019re crying in their bathrooms too.<\/p>\n

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Dear god, it never ends! Can someone else answer to the name \u201cmom\u201d for once? Just once?<\/p>\n

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It isn\u2019t until we\u2019re saying things like this ourselves that we glance in the mirror with horror and realize: we have become our mothers.<\/p>\n

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There are few things worse than being caught eating the delicious thing you were so desperate to save for yourself. I\u2019m not eating anything! Go back to the living room! Mommy\u2019s got a secret stash of chocolate you\u2019ll only learn about if you have kids yourself one day.<\/p>\n

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When daddy\u2019s home, you can catch me sprinting out the door faster than you can yell, \u201cBaiiii!\u201d<\/p>\n

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For real. Come on, little dude. Can\u2019t you see I\u2019m busy here? Moms just about never get a second to themselves, do they?<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m dead. This one is too real! Following you from room to room\u2026there\u2019s really no escape.<\/p>\n

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When they follow you everywhere, even the little things seem golden and faraway. Little things like pooping by yourself, with nobody pounding on the door screaming \u201cmom.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The only trouble is, when I am enjoying that bliss alone for a moment, I get incredibly suspicious. The only thing worse than a noisy toddler? An abruptly silent one.<\/p>\n

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Okay, bad mom alert \u2013 but isn\u2019t that the way it is? Siblings are always at each other\u2019s throats. We parents have two options: get angry about it and punish them, making both kids mad \u2013 or acknowledge a good burn when it\u2019s good. For my own sanity, I\u2019ll go with option two, thanks.<\/p>\n

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Why? Why do husbands do this? Don\u2019t they want the five extra minutes like we do? Some things I\u2019ll just never understand\u2026<\/p>\n

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Another thing I\u2019ll never understand? Why children are so abysmal at finding things. Like when your kid \u201ccan\u2019t find\u201d their book \u2013 which is sitting on the coffee table where they left it. Use. Your. Eyeballs.<\/p>\n

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Okay. My whole family seems to have some truly noteworthy potty mouths. So why be surprised when the kids inherit the same? All you can do is applaud proper use of the words. After all, a good sign of intelligence is incorporating new vocabulary, right?<\/p>\n

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Some children truly give no fucks. Especially after a meltdown, it seems like getting carried feels like a victory lap for them. Is this really what they wanted the whole damn time?<\/p>\n

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They just stand there staring. It immediately triggers some Poltergeist<\/em> and Paranormal Activity<\/em> vibes. Nope, no, nope. Go back to bed kid \u2013 and don\u2019t you dare say a single thing about ghosts or your dead grandparents visiting.<\/p>\n

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Sometimes alone time is so sacred that Target is the holy place. Dear god I need me some me time. Oh, we\u2019re out of toiletries? I volunteer! Just be sure the keys don\u2019t rattle so the kids don\u2019t ask to come too.<\/p>\n

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Oh, children. We can only be patient so long. And once the toys stand broken and thrown asunder like the living room is a battlefield, you can bet your ass the big black garbage bag is coming out. The coldest move? Doing it while they\u2019re at school. That way, you can blame it on the garbage man or something.<\/p>\n

Motherhood is hard, y\u2019all! You\u2019ve had your brief break \u2013 now head on back out there and soldier on. Only a few more hours til bed time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Motherhood, motherhood, motherhood. It really is like our work is never done. Thankfully, I\u2019ve got a quick break packed into twenty five memes for you \u2013 before your kids come barreling down the hall asking for something for the 700th time today. So scroll on, ladies, before your kids are here to seize the rest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":953,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}