![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.memesmonkey.com\/images\/memesmonkey\/s_de\/dec1b7fca83239db8f39f4e02597adac.jpeg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nMornings are always hard, but without your daily dose of Kratom, morning hours can become unbearable!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything from the glaring sunlight to the faintest of sounds can make you feel like the world is ending. Your limbs fail to respond to your commands and it feels like you\u2019ll drop dead from the exhaustion\u2026. exhausted from what? Sleep??? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
However, once you\u2019ve had your daily dose of Kratom, the clouds of depression will finally pass away and angels will sing for you from above. So yeah, it pretty much keeps you moving! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. The Scumbag? Rightly So!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/banskratomla-legal-natural-safe-alternative-to-opiates-rightasapharmaceutical-company-plansto-4176522-1.png\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOoh\u2026 just don\u2019t get us started on this one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The DEA is known for pulling such crap on people. Honestly, it just leaves you wondering if they truly care about the fight against opioid addiction or not! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kratom does give you a buzz, but the positive effects are great for a number of afflictions. But no, why would the DEA care about that, right? They need to crack down on Kratom while all the white stuff is being smuggled across the borders easily! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. Love Me Some Kratom<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/gsa7wjg610841.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nRaise your hand if you love Kratom as much as the next person!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love is the most cherish-able thing in the world, but for Kratom lovers, popping those capsules in the morning or having their first cup of that earthy brew of the day tops everything. That\u2019s right, your bae may have changed your life for the better but nothing, and we mean NOTHING, beats Kratom! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Le Drunk!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/jtiflrxn03841.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nBaby Yoda is all the rage these days. At those late night parties, where everyone’s going to get drunk like losers, you’re going to look rad, just like baby Yoda, as you take a sip of your golden brew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s right! No more throwing up in the back alley for you. With Kratom, you’re going to PARTAY the right way!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Let the Buzzed Games begin!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/qnm7m1wkvv141.jpg\")
<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYes, that is exactly how you look after you drink that first cup of brew in the morning, before you take your mitragynine capsules, for\u2026 uhh\u2026 reasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyways, people are just jealous and you look awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Freebies!!!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/94bf6k73cz641.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/0eazjzi7y9141.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/es5evebpij141.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/ass2vk8uij141.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/familyfitnessfood.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/idrmb.jpg\")
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOoh\u2026 just don\u2019t get us started on this one!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The DEA is known for pulling such crap on people. Honestly, it just leaves you wondering if they truly care about the fight against opioid addiction or not! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kratom does give you a buzz, but the positive effects are great for a number of afflictions. But no, why would the DEA care about that, right? They need to crack down on Kratom while all the white stuff is being smuggled across the borders easily! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. Love Me Some Kratom<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nRaise your hand if you love Kratom as much as the next person!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love is the most cherish-able thing in the world, but for Kratom lovers, popping those capsules in the morning or having their first cup of that earthy brew of the day tops everything. That\u2019s right, your bae may have changed your life for the better but nothing, and we mean NOTHING, beats Kratom! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Le Drunk!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nBaby Yoda is all the rage these days. At those late night parties, where everyone’s going to get drunk like losers, you’re going to look rad, just like baby Yoda, as you take a sip of your golden brew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s right! No more throwing up in the back alley for you. With Kratom, you’re going to PARTAY the right way!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Let the Buzzed Games begin!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYes, that is exactly how you look after you drink that first cup of brew in the morning, before you take your mitragynine capsules, for\u2026 uhh\u2026 reasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyways, people are just jealous and you look awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Freebies!!!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nRaise your hand if you love Kratom as much as the next person!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love is the most cherish-able thing in the world, but for Kratom lovers, popping those capsules in the morning or having their first cup of that earthy brew of the day tops everything. That\u2019s right, your bae may have changed your life for the better but nothing, and we mean NOTHING, beats Kratom! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Le Drunk!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nBaby Yoda is all the rage these days. At those late night parties, where everyone’s going to get drunk like losers, you’re going to look rad, just like baby Yoda, as you take a sip of your golden brew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s right! No more throwing up in the back alley for you. With Kratom, you’re going to PARTAY the right way!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Let the Buzzed Games begin!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYes, that is exactly how you look after you drink that first cup of brew in the morning, before you take your mitragynine capsules, for\u2026 uhh\u2026 reasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyways, people are just jealous and you look awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Freebies!!!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nBaby Yoda is all the rage these days. At those late night parties, where everyone’s going to get drunk like losers, you’re going to look rad, just like baby Yoda, as you take a sip of your golden brew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That’s right! No more throwing up in the back alley for you. With Kratom, you’re going to PARTAY the right way!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. Let the Buzzed Games begin!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYes, that is exactly how you look after you drink that first cup of brew in the morning, before you take your mitragynine capsules, for\u2026 uhh\u2026 reasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyways, people are just jealous and you look awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Freebies!!!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYes, that is exactly how you look after you drink that first cup of brew in the morning, before you take your mitragynine capsules, for\u2026 uhh\u2026 reasons. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyways, people are just jealous and you look awesome! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. Freebies!!!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nIf you think you won\u2019t be doing this after you give Kratom a try, you are just lying to yourself and liars go to Hell! There you have it. The harsh reality of life that\u2019ll be an eye opener for you! The truth is out there and so is Kratom. So don\u2019t stop your search for either! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. I Feel It Coming!<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nOh, yeah, you\u2019ll feel it, too, when you take that extra dose of Kratom. As the golden elixir goes down your throat, you feel the rumbling in your gut and you will be spending quite a while on the white throne. So make sure your phone\u2019s charged and just bear the consequences. After all, it was your choice!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. Mission Impossible<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nThose dreaded family dinners may have you stressed out, but you can totally avoid that and spend a stress free holiday at home. You will need to be careful to escape the detection skills of your parents, siblings, aunts, uncles and\u2026. the list goes on. But it will be totally worth it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Catch Me If You Can\u2026 Oh! You Already Have<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nWhy is it so hard to explain this to moms?! As if you don\u2019t have other better things to do in life like pounding your Kratom, ordering your Kratom or brewing your Kratom\u2026 you get the idea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why can\u2019t they understand you are addicted to happiness, to relaxation, to elation and yeah, maybe Kratom, too! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Taken<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Kratom Hotline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
<\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nYeah, you\u2019ve got your priorities right! You don\u2019t care who is on the other line of the phone as long as you get your supply by the end of the day. <\/p>\n\n\n\n